Sunday, October 17, 2010

criteria for the ideal guy


another one stolen from my myspace blogs: 


he knows that the best kisses are taken the second you see them, in a moment of passion, even before hello can be uttered

he puts the lid down 

he brings me flowers for no reason. and not just roses. they have their time and place but for random flowerings i want iris', lilies, tulips, and orchids

he can cook bc i can only bake

he understands that if i find a stray dog, i will bring it home and expect to keep it

he doesn't get mad when i come home from pets mart with a 300  bill :)

he lets me go totally above and beyond for parties or holiday decorations, and he even helps

he understands that my mother and i will never get along and wont get angry when i continually go back for more

hes glad that i will never wear high heels to walmart

he thinks i look better without make up than with 

he has a career, that he likes, that he can also advance in

he is healthy and fit 

he will push me as much as i will push him to be a better person 

he will let me shop/dress him bc lets face it , most guys dont have a clue

he will satisfy me sexually :) and hopefully i will to him too 

he will appreciate musicals and or opera......or at least tolerate them and put on a good front

he isnt afraid to just stop in the middle of whatever we are doing wherever we are doing it and hug me and kiss me 

he makes me feel special and unique, everyday

he gives great massages and loves to give them to me 

he is my intellectual equal 

he likes to travel 

he doesnt mind dusting, mopping, vaccumming, or doing bathrooms......bc all of those chores make me have an asthma attack (im not being lazy)

he understands that camping means the following: outdoors for play time and hotel or cabin for sleeping ( one ant bite can be lethal to me) 

he can be lured to the couch for a night of junk food and movies

but he can also lure me out to the sun for outdoor activities.... after 15 or so coats of sunblock of course

he lets me know that its ok not to be perfect 

he pretends not to see me cry during movies, bc i dont cry 

he doesnt get mad when i ignore him for a day bc i am into a really great book 

he tolerates my vampire obsession with a smile 

hes a mr fix it.......be i break everything and have no clue how to fix anything 

he loves to snuggle in bed, even in the winter when my feet are below zero

he doesnt get mad when i steal his fav hoodie or t shirt to sleep in 

he makes me try new things, yes makes 

he doesnt mind it when the dogs hop into bed with us......all four of them 
the cat too

he surprises me - in whatever shape or form: coming home early, or a handful of flowers,or kiss out of nowhere, or telling me how much i mean to him, or a spa certificate.... whatever.......take notes :)

he doesnt get mad when i show up with anew purse and matching wallet for the summer and winter season, every yr 

hes good with money bc im always negative in the bank, no matter how much i make lol. money doesnt just burn a hole in my pocket it damn near explodes!!

he doesnt play video games

he knows how to communicate a problem to me 

he is articulate 

he gives me no reason to be jealous

he thinks that skinny skinny girls are ugly

he likes my little tummy

he realizes that the past is just that, the past 

he understand that when out in public, i need a personal bubble from everyone else. crowds make me freak  

he doesnt share drinks with anyone bc he knows how i am about other peoples germs

he makes lots of money for two reasons: 1.so i can be a stay at home mom and not let the t.v raise the children or some stranger at a daycare and 2. so we can but 5-10 acres and build a fabulous house away from the city but not in the sticks lol (i just dont want any next door neighbors ) 

he lets me hold the remote 

he never takes my mothers side and always agrees with me that she is crazy on the drive home

he knows that a bouquet of balloons makes me smile 

he is not afraid of commitment 

he likes my friends

he can hold his own on a girls night, if he had too 

he wants to always be improving himself 

he is never closed minded 

he understands why im not going to lie to my children about santa claus, the tooth fairy or the easter bunny. 

he never ever makes me feel fat, stupid, or easy 

he knows i dont like the whole arm around you thing during the movies, just to scootch together and let me put my head on his shoulder (but the arm thing is ok in bed, much much more comfy ) 

he never stops fighting for us and our passion and relationship

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